Hah, one of the "more like this" had others with the exact same thing happening. One of those had the answer. Don't know why it didn't come up in my searches.
Answer for anyone else looking is that the help files are for a different version and aren't going to help. Click on "Navigation" and look in there.
*sigh* wish I had those 40 minutes back.
zero/10 on interface design guys, the help should be blank before it points to the wrong place. Version dependent help or nothing!