I opened a service request online about this issue and was provided with the download via FTP. It entirely fixed my issues and has been perfectly stable in production for a couple weeks now. I was provided the apache-cgi update and instructions by a Level III engineer so your request may need to make it's way up the ladder. It's not an official release though so it's a use-at-your-own-risk sort of thing.
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